Sunday, July 06, 2008

Wedding Planning: At Last!

First off in today's For Better or For Worse, I find it interesting that April and the girls (Eva Abuya and the unknown girl) are off on the traditional summer beach trip without the guys and without bathing suits. Clearly this is in recognition of the fact that April no longer has a boyfriend. I cannot speak for the unknown other girl, but we know that Eva Abuya does have a boyfriend in Duncan Anderson. His absence tells us that this trip is intentionally girls only. Aside from the missing boys, there is also a conspicuous lack of the fun and frivolity and bikinis normally associated with the lake trips. The girls seem almost somber in comparison to prior years’ strips. It seems like, without the guys, April and her girl friends turn into little folders and packers.

The other thing I find interesting is the mysterious other girl. The common joke with April Patterson is that she has no female friends aside from Eva Abuya and Shannon Lake. However, Eva Abuya has passed on gossip to April she has heard from other friends, so we can presume she has some. This must be one of those, if April’s being dropped off first and the arm coming out of the front passenger seat is any indication.

Lastly, I have been long predicting that Liz is going to have a wedding where people come out of the woodwork to contribute things to it. We already know from Lynn Johnston’s interview with the MAY/JUNE issue of Caring Today, Lawrence Poirier is going to provide the flowers. I have speculated that their neighbour and professional chef, Anne Nichols, would offer to cater for free, and so on and so on. With the steam rising over Elizabeth’s head over the planning of the wedding, I have a strange feeling we are getting ready for a sequence just like that. People are going to walk up and rescue Liz in her planning, just like they rescued her with her ill-planned stargazing party in Mtigwaki.

This will be a happy time showing the support the Pattersons have. It will also be wonderfully fun to draw the comparisons between Liz’s wedding with people volunteering stuff for her and Deanna’s wedding with her mother pushing everything on her and both women getting no say. When it’s all said and done, will there be any part of the wedding that Liz can call her own, like Deanna could with her dress choice? My guess is no. Liz’s wedding will be the final nail in the coffin of her independence. Even on her wedding day, Liz will be subject to the whims of others.

I also have the expectation that Lynn is going to go with the idea that the groom does not do anything with the wedding except show up to the church on time. She presented this idea indirectly with the Shawna-Marie Verano wedding last year, where the action was all between Shawna-Marie and her mother, and we did not even find out the groom’s name until we read it on a decoration behind his head at the reception. In fact, I would not be surprised if Anthony Caine makes no strip appearance from his last appearance to when he is in a tuxedo.

The other part I find interesting is the ability to predict the future. Back when there were monthly letters, I found that the John Patterson monthly letters almost always predicted the future storylines exactly as they were going to happen, even though they were sometimes over a year in advance of the event. Since we are supposed to associate Anthony Caine with John Patterson, as the man like dad for Elizabeth, I think it is fair to say we are about to see Anthony’s last statement as a prediction of the wedding planning in homage to John Patterson’s extraordinary predictive skill in his monthly letters:

Weddings are like Woodstock…sometimes they take on a life of their own.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

howard,

When it’s all said and done, will there be any part of the wedding that Liz can call her own, like Deanna could with her dress choice? My guess is no. Liz’s wedding will be the final nail in the coffin of her independence. Even on her wedding day, Liz will be subject to the whims of others.

My guess is that will be just fine with Liz. Some people live their whole lives trying to win the approval of the unworthy and one of them will soon be named Elizabeth Caine.

1:53 AM  
Blogger April Patterson said...

People are going to walk up and rescue Liz in her planning, just like they rescued her with her ill-planned stargazing party in Mtigwaki.

Oh, ick, it just occurred to me that Gordo is likely to provide the car with the "Just Married" sign attached to the back. 'Cause he owes the Pattersons so, so much. 0_o

3:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Therese will probably also provide the straw-man drama. And hey, maybe the New Bentwood Rockers will reunite around Jim to be the wedding band! That would be, like, sooooo cool! Hoo!

GOD MAKE THIS STOP ALREADY.

6:49 AM  
Blogger howard said...

dreadedcandiru2,

My guess is that will be just fine with Liz. Some people live their whole lives trying to win the approval of the unworthy and one of them will soon be named Elizabeth Caine.

Well, if the stargazing party is any indication, Elizabeth will accept the help, thank no one, and when people credit her for a wonderful wedding, she will not acknowledge the help and take credit for herself. Of course, the one exception will be that in Milborough (and not like in Mtigwaki) she must acknowledge Elly Patterson and maybe even Marian Richards for the dress.

7:12 AM  
Blogger howard said...

aprilp_katje,

Oh, ick, it just occurred to me that Gordo is likely to provide the car with the "Just Married" sign attached to the back. 'Cause he owes the Pattersons so, so much. 0_o

There is no doubt in my mind that Gordon Mayes will make a significant contribution of some sort, for precisely the reason you list. I think it might be honeymoon-related since he has to let Anthony off work to take one, and we know that since Thérèse took all Anthony’s money, he doesn’t have enough to pay for a honeymoon.

7:13 AM  
Blogger April Patterson said...

Or maybe we'll have a special 4Evah and Eva reunion, featuring Phil on hose-a-phonium. Though that would mean April doing something other than child-minding, so that's probably a no-go.

7:14 AM  
Blogger howard said...

dlauthor,

Therese will probably also provide the straw-man drama.

I certainly hope so. I have long been waiting for the moment foreshadowed by Elizabeth and Anthony on 2 separate occasions where Thérèse must admit she “threw away” a good man and her daughter. And of course, there simply has to be a moment where little Françoise calls Elizabeth “mommy” in front of Thérèse.

And hey, maybe the New Bentwood Rockers will reunite around Jim to be the wedding band! This one seems less likely to me, unless it’s in a thought balloon Jim has. I am not sure about wedding music. Deanna and Mike did not have any dancing that I remember at their wedding. Elizabeth prepared to dance at Anthony Caine’s first wedding, but we never saw any of it. I think the only wedding dancing we saw was at Shawna-Marie’s wedding, and that was to further the plot of Anthony finally getting together with Elizabeth. If Lynn rings down the curtain on the strip with Elizabeth saying, “For Better or For Worse,” as people have predicted for years, then we won’t even get to the dancing part of the wedding.

7:19 AM  
Blogger howard said...

aprilp_katje,

Or maybe we'll have a special 4Evah and Eva reunion, featuring Phil on hose-a-phonium.

A wedding ceremony song that April writes especially for the occasion is entirely possible.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish you hadn't reminded me of the "Woodstock" strip. Seriously, it made Anthony look about 60 years old and/or totally devoid of logic.

Of course, Anthony did do one thing at his first wedding besides show up. That was to invite Elizabeth.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hoard,

Elizabeth will accept the help, thank no one, and when people credit her for a wonderful wedding, she will not acknowledge the help and take credit for herself.

In other words, she'll be the same crass, self-obsessed, immature jerk she's always been. Speaking of her never having grown up, we can expect a crying jag/screaming match if everything doesn't go exactly her way.

9:11 AM  
Blogger howard said...

debjyn,

Of course, Anthony did do one thing at his first wedding besides show up. That was to invite Elizabeth.

And he also checked with April to make sure Elizabeth got the information. Now the real question is whether or not Anthony is busy right now addressing the invitation for Thérèse.

12:01 PM  
Blogger howard said...

dreadedcandiru2,

Speaking of her never having grown up, we can expect a crying jag/screaming match if everything doesn't go exactly her way.

Well, it wouldn’t be a Patterson event if someone doesn’t unhinge their jaw and start shrieking.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Anthony will have to show up in the background while Little Francie gets fitted for her simply adorable princess flower girl dress.

Oh, and may I recommend today's Pearls Before Swine http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pearlsbeforeswine for being excellent.

2:59 PM  
Blogger howard said...

Thursday Next

I think Anthony will have to show up in the background while Little Francie gets fitted for her simply adorable princess flower girl dress.

You would think so, but ever since Liz talked to her mother about doing baby-sitting for little Francie, I have gotten the feeling that Francie’s care is now solely Liz’s responsibility. I wouldn’t be surprised if flower girl dress fitting is a Liz – Francie bonding moment, and Anthony is nowhere to be seen.

Thanks for the link.

7:05 PM  

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